Truth
The mint is the whole story. No hidden tax, and no team allocation sitting in a side wallet.
Solana memecoin
A Trump Presidency
One billion supply on Solana. Zero tax. No team allocation. A cape, a contract, and nothing whispered in a side wallet.
Parody memecoin. Not a campaign, not financial advice, and not affiliated with any candidate or studio.
Launching soon
The creed
The mint is the whole story. No hidden tax, and no team allocation sitting in a side wallet.
One pool. Same market for everyone who shows up. Liquidity tokens get burned at launch so the pool cannot be pulled.
After launch, holders steer. Memes, calls, and the next leg are chosen in public.
Tokenomics
These are the terms for launch day. The contract is the only record that counts. Read it on Solscan before you swap.
1,000,000,000
Total supply · $SIT
How to buy
Install Phantom, Solflare, or any Solana wallet. Write the recovery phrase on paper and keep it offline.
Get PhantomBuy SOL from an exchange you trust and send it to your wallet. Keep a little extra for the network fee.
SolflareOpen Jupiter, paste the contract, and swap SOL for $SIT. Match the mint on Solscan before you sign.
Open JupiterNever share your seed phrase. No admin, site, or “support” account will ever ask for it. If someone does, they are stealing.
The tape
Price lives on the pool, not on this page. When the mint is in, the DexScreener chart embeds here.
Standing by
The candles light up when the pool is live.
Flight plan
Launch on Solana, burn the liquidity tokens, and revoke mint and freeze authority. Socials open the same day.
Memes, spaces, and holder votes. The pool stays public on DexScreener and Birdeye. Art comes from the community.
Merch, meetups, and the next leg. Chosen by holders. Nothing on this list is a promise of price.
Fall in
X for the signal. Both for the jokes.